Funny Jokes: I didn’t know you had a prescription!
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
The Pharmacist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”.
The lady replies “I want to kill my husband.”
“I can’t sell you any for that reason” says the Pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position – the man is her husband and the lady is the Pharmacist’s wife – and shows it to the Pharmacist.
He looks at the photo and says… “Oh I didn’t know you had a prescription!”